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Peng Demotivational Poster


TAGS: the penguin
Rating: 3.47/5

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Sean - October 11, 2009, 1:57 am
Never saw it before. It is good, especially since the penguin here reminds me of Newman on Seinfeld.
MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 1:11 am
I still love this one

HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH - O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.

TAGS: ni peng neee wom
Rating: 3.91/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 9:54 pm
Oh I gave it 5
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
So, how many lions?
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:33 pm
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.


TAGS: blues brothers penguin filthy money
Rating: 4.47/5

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Houseplant - June 21, 2012, 5:46 pm
But we're on a mission from God......5 wrist slapping L's

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.

TAGS: orca killer whale penguin arctic iceberg
Rating: 3.56/5

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G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!

WARM HEARTS - Cold feets

TAGS: penguins snow love humor
Rating: 4.7/5

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lgvernon - January 14, 2012, 6:31 pm

Zetmonk - January 10, 2012, 6:45 am
Aww, this made me smile. The feets make it even cuter! ;-)

Underestimated -

TAGS: penguins
Rating: 2.79/5
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
This cracked me up
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:44 am
Poor Ralph. Yet another victim of ... FAULTY INTELLIGENCE. In this case, merely his own.
pro - November 9, 2008, 11:41 am
Nomen est omen!
energy - November 9, 2008, 8:34 am
5 from me. it sucks that you have to pass 28343 pieces of crap to find 1000 good ones.
Sean - November 9, 2008, 3:06 am
... oh, please, somebody else ... do something!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 9, 2008, 3:02 am
A classic that deserves more. I gave it 5 lions just now. I feel bad I haven't seen it before; it'll take lots of votes by people who like great posters to pump it up.
Sean - November 9, 2008, 2:58 am
This one is still way under-rated. Please, somebody, do something ....
Sean - April 10, 2008, 8:09 pm
Inspired lunacy. Under-rated.

AND NOW EDGAR'S GONE... - something funny is going on around here

TAGS: penguin polar bear disguise
Rating: 3.8/5

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motinet - September 7, 2012, 12:20 pm

LOL - oldie but goodie
Anon - August 1, 2009, 8:46 pm
Haha, Motifaking Garry Larsson's "The Far Side"? Very interesting! Would be cool to see more of these...

9:00 A.M. WAKE UP CALL FOR A MR. CUBBYBEAR - Cubby it's 9:00 A.M. wake up Alright crash cymbal time!

SIDNEY CROSBY - First game back after concussion... 2 goals & 2 assists Attention all other NHL teams: "YOU'RE F*#KED"

TAGS: pittsburgh penguins hockey sidney crosby
Rating: 3.5/5

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Oiler - February 6, 2013, 10:16 am
You spelled "Cindy" wrong...the kid is a sissy.
caveman - March 9, 2012, 9:28 pm
So how's he going now?

P-UNIT - We got action where you don't Show up in places where you won't P-Unit


TAGS: penguins polar bears humor
Rating: 3.94/5

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lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 8:39 am

Yes, these are penguins found in Antarctica and along the tip of South America. (There's a world of difference between kids and adults, too.)
Wurdsmyth - July 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
you know there is a world between them right?


TAGS: clang fun penguin polar bear
Rating: 3.27/5

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agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 10:22 pm
LD, I stand corrected. I forgot everything I'd learned from Morgan Freeman.
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 10:17 pm
Penguins are tricky bastards...and after sitting in the cold minding an egg, maybe, just maybe, they would want to blow off some steam by going on vacay! Thus, the Missus off to the left!
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:49 pm
Thank you. But, give credit where it is due... it's usually a moron who serves as my launching pad.
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 4:39 pm
Agd, you slay me with those dry understatements.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:24 pm
Good catch, amphibious... I suspected that something was wrong with this picture's realistic integrity, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. More importantly, everyone who has NatGeo channel knows that penguins like woodwinds, not percussion.
BoneCD - June 6, 2009, 3:55 pm
Ahh...but we live in the Motifake world. A flat expanse that goes on to infinity where there are no poles
amphibious - June 6, 2009, 3:51 pm
penguins and polar bears don't live at the same pole of earth

SHE LIKED TO FLIRT - He just appreciated someone else breaking the ice for once.

TAGS: girl penguin doris mwlf flirt
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 11:15 pm
this, is what motifakin' is all about 5L
Bob Chin - January 13, 2009, 9:27 am
At least he didn't get the (sigh) cold shoulder

MACARONI PENGUINS - The RuPaul of the penguin world

TAGS: august challenge pro mac aroni penguins
Rating: 3/5

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akornzombie - October 13, 2009, 10:52 pm

PENGUINS - They can steal your soul and take you under their control. Watch out for them... especially the small ones.

TAGS: penguins control cute
Rating: 4.36/5

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Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 11:29 pm
Wow this actually got 5LS? Well, OH NO I'M WATCHING A PENGUIN DOCUMENTARY!!

CUSTOMER SERVICE - It's not just India anymore

PENGUIN NINJA - The Reason Santa Moved To The North Pole

TAGS: penguin ninja
Rating: 3.59/5

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R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 11:37 am
I thought he moved to the North Pole because of the restraining orders...


TAGS: career penguins vent
Rating: 4.63/5

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forseti - March 21, 2012, 9:17 am
TheSanityInspector - March 19, 2012, 6:08 pm
It is medically impossible to be depressed while looking at penguins.

KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.

TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......

GLOBAL WARMING - Challenge Accepted.


TAGS: those are grassy knoll penguins
Rating: 4.92/5

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lesterinside - September 29, 2010, 1:46 am
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 1:36 am
Brilliance. Vintage Sean right here.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:18 pm
Penguins will work, but don't forget the bacon & waffles. 5 flightless bird-like critters.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:15 pm
Get down , get funky Scorp!!!
GreyScorpion - July 23, 2010, 3:16 pm
this poster makes me want to que up boogiewonderland and dance...5L
Airman - July 23, 2010, 2:42 pm
it's just rust. You'll shake it off
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
i know what you mean sean, it was a stretch but somehow i saw the correlation.
Sean - July 23, 2010, 2:35 pm
Hey thanks. Too bad though that I couldn't find a pic that was somehow related to the text. Ah well ....
Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 2:17 pm
Lovely! 5L

National Geographic -

TAGS: penguin tracking
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - March 22, 2014, 12:54 pm
Duck ***e?! You call yourselves scientists?


MR. FLIBBLE - He is very cross.

TAGS: mr flibble penguin red dwarf
Rating: 2.69/5

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Preacher Man - August 8, 2009, 10:47 pm
Ah, that Mr. Flibble is a complete and total smeghead. Nice poster, Dwarfer!



TAGS: calendar garyo spypengen music tastes
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - October 10, 2012, 8:34 am
Bieber….dang……long road..with birdboy….double dang…..it’s good that ol’ dawgs go deaf. Note to self: caveman, must get him….them…one of ‘em…the one on the left….he’s the instigator….5L BTW, bastard(s)...and fav’d
mariand - October 10, 2012, 12:18 am
but...but...what happened with the conflict between generations?...lol
spacedog - October 9, 2012, 10:55 pm
LMAO! Awesome caveman.

Clairsentience -

AN ARMY OF SHEEP LED BY A LION ARE MORE TO BE FEARED - than an army of lions led by a sheep...or a penguin

TAGS: penguin battle tactics
Rating: 4.83/5

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Airman - June 30, 2011, 2:45 pm


EMPOLEON - Now, not even Sniper Raptor Jesus can bring an end to the Penguin Army!

TAGS: pokemon penguin army
Rating: 2.88/5

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Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 8:48 pm
87% Male population? How do the f***ers breed!? Are they part insect?


PENGUIN RIDIN' - They see me rolling. they hatin' They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty

The Dude Abides -

TAGS: thedude surfsup penguin cartoon jeffbridges
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 31, 2016, 9:25 am
I love the Dude

HONEY, WHY DID YOU GIVE HIM THAT MONEY? - He'll just buy booze with it.


TAGS: theo the penguin
Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:01 pm

A convenient truth -

interview with the penguin -


TAGS: rerun spypengen
Rating: 4.91/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 17, 2013, 2:27 pm
Fcukin' A... 5L
MissPriss - February 17, 2013, 6:33 pm
d***,a physically painful laugh... a 5L rip snortin' job.
rerun - February 16, 2013, 8:46 pm

Thanks for the laugh, even though it came at my expense I still love it.
Silverheart - February 15, 2013, 8:32 pm

A few minor imperfections are no big deal. This is frickin hilarious! I especially like that Rerun is a battleship captain, and Spypengen is a janitor. I wonder what came next- missiles or course correction?
GaryO - February 15, 2013, 7:18 pm
Hey, thanks guys. I see I didn’t do so well around rerun’s hands and binos, as I was more focused on spy showin’ darkly in the lenses…but it was fun nonetheless. Cheers all.
Bovee - February 15, 2013, 5:11 pm
everything about this is great.
SLOHAND62 - February 15, 2013, 12:26 pm
Thanks for the morning laugh.
ughomer - February 15, 2013, 12:19 pm
One of your best pans of Rerun - EVER! 5L
GaryO - February 15, 2013, 10:46 am
Hey, right place, right time, flip a switch, it can happen. My twist to an old joke.
motifayk - February 15, 2013, 9:26 am
Janitor of a lighthouse gets to radio ships... BWAHAHAHAHAHA

insults -

Resignation -

Penguins -


HAPPY FEET - because happy faces are so overdone

PENGUIN CAVALRY - more organized than bear cavalry cuter than squirrel cavalry meaner than raptor cavalry

TAGS: penguin
Rating: 2.18/5

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WhiteRaven - January 8, 2009, 8:32 am
Now this is why we need to stop global warming...before we get our arses tainted and coated in failsauce
Stefan - June 8, 2008, 8:32 pm
That would be Penguin Infantry
RII - June 3, 2008, 2:02 pm
Duplicate Epic Fail: Go look up the word cavalry and smash open your skull with a brick.


PENGUIN BOAT - Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!

PAYBACK - It's a real bitch sometimes

HOVERING - Evolution's cure to tired feet

MADNESS...? - This is Antarcticaaaaa!!

Encouragement -

Penguins Adapt -

Penguins -

Penguins -

Huh? -

TAGS: toilet paper penguins
Rating: 4.5/5

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Oldsod - December 9, 2013, 7:08 am
Why not?
Greeny - December 6, 2013, 11:52 pm
Too late
Silverheart - December 6, 2013, 11:04 pm

You get that, Steve?

Evolution -

TAGS: penguin oil
Rating: 4.33/5

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Queue Jumpers -

Penguins -

TAGS: penguin bear club
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 1, 2014, 2:31 am
Uh, poles apart.

PENGUIN'S PARADISE - I’m the kinda P that little homies wanna be like On my knees in the night saying prayers in the Southern Lights

TAGS: penguins gangsters coolio
Rating: 3.93/5

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agdaniele - April 7, 2010, 8:47 am
A dedicated fool with marching on his mind...

Bitch -

TAGS: penguins b****
Rating: 3.75/5

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Oldsod - January 5, 2014, 12:18 pm
The most welcome I've felt online in years--you're in good company! Welcome and nice start!
MonsterRaven3 - January 4, 2014, 6:33 pm
steve1961 - January 4, 2014, 5:10 pm
...but he will wanna sniff you first...
steve1961 - January 4, 2014, 5:09 pm
Penguins are an endangered species here...just so you're aware...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2014, 9:07 pm
Just be original and follow the rules. And never, NEVER make anything Dr. Who related.....you can't come back from that. :)
chickenlittle - January 3, 2014, 8:14 pm
Yeah, welcome MonsterRaven! I'm fairly new too, since August. GaryO will always give good advice! :)
GaryO - January 3, 2014, 6:33 pm
If yer goin’ for funny, then yer poster better be able to make yerself laugh, hard. If yer goin’ for the profound, twisted, awesome genre, then study Sho’s and Liquid Angel’s. Welcome, BTW.
GaryO - January 3, 2014, 6:33 pm
Tips? Tips? This one beats hell outta my first ones. Just feel yer way and don’t take initial low votes to heart, but learn by them.
MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 4:53 pm
One of my first Motifakes. Haven't made one before, but been looking at them for years. Any tips would be appreciated.


TAGS: spy pengen
Rating: 3.73/5

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spypengen - April 24, 2012, 6:04 pm
the first demotivational poster referencing me thanks axe

BLIND DATES - You really should get to know someone before that "first kiss."

TAGS: penguins fans are wh***s
Rating: 3.38/5

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knowitall - October 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
the infamous michael vick jersey!
MO - July 13, 2009, 8:47 pm
Come on hun! You know Flyers fans don't actually have um...She doesn't though!! Shhhhh! Let her suffer!!
Nik - July 13, 2009, 8:19 pm
5 for you. From the looks of things, it may be too late for the girl. Oh well, she's a Penguins fan anyway.


TAGS: safety in numbers isnt safety at all penguins
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 8:04 pm
Lemmings are wussies!

STOP GLOBAL WARMING NOW - or face the wrath of the Angry Penguin

TAGS: penguin
Rating: 2.31/5

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Enuff -